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My Friend, Scoobert

Scoobert Doobert · Finding $D · 2017 · From Finding $D

Political dread and overdrawn brain: Rome fallen, lead in the water, body under siege: then a plea to Scoobert the persona: hanging on, will you be my friend?

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ISRC QZK6Q2207676 (soundexchange)

Track three on Finding $D, Luke solo, and the debut LP’s first turn from gag into political loneliness. The title names the ask. Scoobert is the invented friend, the persona the project would wear for years, and here he’s the friend you make up when the world won’t hold you.

The verses are 2017 collapse poetry: Nietzsche, fallen Rome, and Flint-era poison (our water’s full of lead) stacked next to a glancing Arjuna, don’t kill again, which borrows the Bhagavad Gita’s pacifism-versus-duty knot. Culture-war noise and the right to my body land in the same breath. The pre-chorus boils all of it down to a shitty little brain that’s overdrawn, which squares with the Last Day Deaf-era talk of raw chaos next to precise moments.

The actual song lives in the chorus: hanging on, I barely am… will you be my friend? The bridge loops if we could love, then we could be friends until it slides into then we’d be my friend: friendship with the self, by way of the character. Same move as What a Velma What a Night, only darker.

A live version later appeared on Live from the Void (2020). FEiN rerecorded the song as Friend (2018 single): shorter, theatrical pop, no Scoobert in the title, steel your mind and though I know I am in the chorus.

Pairs with My Meddling Kids (Hallelujah Sexy) on the same LP and leads toward Damned and Mother of Exile before the lore dump on $WAMI$.


Written, performed, mixed, and mastered by Luke Francis Walton.

Lyrics
He's a motherfucking senator
Telling me to live in the real world
Rome has fallen
God is dead
Our water's full of lead
What a fine world

He's a tyrant-loving elephant
Ivory is a worthy commodity
Arjuna, don't kill again
Baby, steal your mind against deities
These deities

Got no time
Got no space
My shitty little brain is overdrawn

Hanging on
I barely am
I could use a friend
Not alone
Though I'm sure I am
Would you hold my hand
This pressing silence
Silence all wrong
Hanging on
I barely am
Will you be my friend?

Be my friend

He's the model of minority
Saying we should round up an shoot em
History of sodomy
Negotiate the right to my body
This body

Got no time
Got no space
My shitty little brain is overdrawn

Hanging on
I barely am
I could use a friend
Not alone
Though I'm sure I am
Would you hold my hand
This pressing silence
Silence all wrong
Hanging on
I barely am
Will you be my friend?

If we could love, then we could be friends
If we could love, then we all could be friends
If we could love, then we could be friends
If we could love, then we all could be friends
If we could love, then we could be friends
If we could love, then we all could be friends
If we could love, then we could be friends
If we could love, then we'd be my friend

Hanging on
I barely am
I could use a friend
Not alone
Though I'm sure I am
Would you hold my hand
This pressing silence
Silence all wrong
Hanging on
I barely am
Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?

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