All My Friends Live on the Internet
Platonic love for the group chat: best friends you might never meet IRL, and a wifi router you have to slap to keep them in frame.
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Track twenty on KŌAN, KŌAN C closer energy, also a standalone single with video.
The hook is a contradiction the song keeps on purpose: all my friends live on the internet, but there’s nothing virtual about you. The relationships are real, the geography isn’t. Would you be mad if I said I never really wanna meet ya in-person isn’t antisocial; it’s the fear that flesh would kill the vibe you already have. You’re probably my best friend while my mom thinks I’m pathetic / I think she’s getting old.
Then infrastructure as comedy: Wi-Fi down, DSP throttling, slap the router, neighbor’s password is Secret123. Lucky me. A platonic love song for people who only exist as voice and memes and late-night co-op, and it treats that as worth celebrating. Pairs with 5G BABY (always-on pocket love) and 4:20 pm (shared lonely rock). KŌAN C cluster with Who Am I Really Fooling Anyway, 無門関, What Makes You You.
Written, performed, and mixed by Luke Francis Walton. Mastered by Riley Knapp. Artwork by Grizzard Graphics.
Lyrics
All my friends live on the internet Oo All my friends live on the internet Oo Come on Would you be mad If I said I never really wanna meet ya In-person like Wouldn't that kill The vibe we got? Would you be sad If I said You're probably my best friend My mom Thinks I'm pathetic I think she's getting old All my friends live on the internet Oo All my friends live on the internet Oo There's nothing virtual about you All my friends live on the internet Oo Come on Are you free to talk right now? There's no one in this town that gets me Maybe you and I Could kill some aliens And laugh it off? Would you be glad If I said I'm never ever Gonna ghost ya Can ya hear me? No. Hold up I am frozen My Wi-Fi's down again How am I supposed To see my friends When DSPs be throttling No cap I slap my Wi-Fi router But notice that my neighbor Set his password to Secret123 Lucky me All my friends live on the internet Oo All my friends live on the internet Oo There's nothing virtual about you All my friends live on the internet Oo Yeah