Jeff Sessions (Good People Don't Smoke Marijuana) (feat. Beauregard, The Third)
WAMI AG Sessions quote satire: fake feature credit Beauregard, The Third — Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III's full name, not a real collaborator.
ISRC TCADL1866602 (soundexchange)
Track eight on $WAMI$, between Fragments of Sappho and Smoke That Weed Like Scooby Doobie Doo. The title quotes Jeff Sessions’ infamous 2017 line that “good people don’t smoke marijuana” — the Attorney General who, as he might say, really stuck in Luke’s craw.
Beauregard, The Third is not a real collaborator. It is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III’s full legal name, credited as a fake feature on the collage LP the way $WAMI$ treats politics as punchline.
Classic $WAMI$ placement: Sessions satire between Sappho fragments and Babidi weed humor, all on the free Bandcamp lore dump Luke cut between Finding $D and Dragon Ball $d.
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