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Coca Cola

Scoobert Doobert · Masks and Monsters · 2020 · From Masks and Monsters

Personal branding satire: sell lover and customer a dream, lie to keep them happy: keep it coca cola, treat yourself just do it, vanity in the storm.

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ISRC QZK6P2060458 (soundexchange)

Track thirteen on Masks and Monsters. Luke solo, North Park lockdown, August 2020. The back-half pivot from pandemic tenderness (Happy Birthday) into advertising brain: the album that named masks literally and socially now names personal branding as intimacy’s evil twin.

The refrain is the whole argument, repeated until it sticks: whether it’s your lover or your customer / sell em on a dream / lie to all you love / it’s the only way that they can stay happy. Romance and commerce run the same script, lying reframed as kindness. The chorus turns a soda name into a verb for staying on-message, Coke as a stand-in for every personal feed rather than a jingle for the drink. The bridge stacks borrowed slogans (treat yourself / just do it), Nike meeting self-care.

Same capitalism register as Shaggy’s Anthem, but influencer-native. A chopped snippet of this song also closes While My Beerus Gently Sleeps on Dragon Ball $d, teasing the next record before cutting it short. Leads into Corona.


Written, performed, mixed, and mastered by Luke Francis Walton. Album art by Gentle Giant Illustrations.

Lyrics
Are you lonely
Like me
Are you frustrated that
No one's listening

All the training
And skill
Couldn't change a thing
In this constructed world

Whether it's your lover
Or your customer
Sell em on a dream
Gotta keep it simple
And stupid
Full of mystery
Lie to all you love
It's the only way
That they can stay happy
Whether it's your lover
Or your mother
Gotta keep in mind
Personal branding

Coca cola
Keep it coca cola
Gotta make your money with that personal branding
Coca cola
Keep it coca cola
Gotta make your money with that personal branding

Are you happy
With more
In the realm of the ideal
And self assured

Is it lovely and warm
At the foot of vanity
Outside the storm

Whether it's your lover
Or your customer
Sell em on a dream
Gotta keep it simple
And stupid
Full of mystery
Lie to all you love
It's the only way
That they can stay happy
Whether it's your lover
Or your mother
Gotta keep in mind
Personal branding

Coca cola
Keep it coca cola
Gotta make your money with that personal branding
Coca cola
Keep it coca cola
Gotta make your money with that personal branding

Why don't you
Treat yourself
Just do it
Why don't you
Treat yourself
Just do it

Whether it's your lover
Or your customer
Sell em on a dream
Gotta keep it simple
And stupid
Full of mystery
Whether it's your lover
Or your customer
Sell em on a dream
Gotta keep it simple
And stupid
Full of mystery
Lie to all you love
It's the only way
That they can stay happy
Whether it's your lover
Or your mother
Gotta keep in mind
Personal branding

Coca cola
Keep it coca cola
Gotta make your money with that personal branding
Coca cola
Keep it coca cola
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

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