Cats Are Assholes
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Cats are assholes Cats are assholes Cats are assholes Cats are assholes
Plague Beats closer: cats are assholes four times: thesis stated, QED.
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Track six, the closer on Plague Beats, Vol. 1 (September 21, 2020), one minute, Luke solo. This is the full vocal version; track three on the same EP is Cats Are Assholes (Drums and Bass Only), the instrumental pass of the same hook.
The entire lyric is the title, four times. No verse, no twist: the meme is the complete argument. After philosophy, language collapse, bread, and avian tyranny, Vol. 1 ends on the plainest possible take: domestic animals, judged. QED.
Written, performed, and mixed by Luke Francis Walton.