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Bread Stapled to Trees

Scoobert Doobert · Plague Beats, Vol. 1 · 2020 · From Plague Beats, Vol. 1

Plague Beats meme hymn: bread stapled to trees eight times: juniper and white bread, sourdough on oak, Super Mario yeah bro you're toast.

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ISRC QZK6H2062925 (soundexchange)

Track four on Plague Beats, Vol. 1 (September 21, 2020), one minute, Luke solo. The title is the Bread Stapled to Trees meme, the r/BreadStapledToTrees subculture turned into a chant. The hook is the whole joke, eight times, mantra rather than buildup.

In between, a sommelier’s guide to vandalism breaks out: Japanese juniper pairs well with white bread, sourdough on oak, twelve-grain on cedar. Same sourdough brain as I Am a Slave to the Yeast on Masks and Monsters, in meme register. Then eight more bread stapled to trees, and out.


Written, performed, and mixed by Luke Francis Walton.

Lyrics
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees

Japanese juniper pairs well with white bread
You know that pita pairs with pine
Pin that gluten free
On the side of a lemon tree

Yeah, we make the bird's happy
Touring around the city
Sourdough on oak
Twelve-grain on cedar

The people need to know
Super Mario
Yeah, bro you're toast

Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees
Bread stapled to trees

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